Kickass wizard

Kickass, the doorstop dog, in that mysterious way that dogs have of communicating with each other, has heard from Toto, and it is not good news.  It seems that the Wizard has sold out to a fast talker with orange hair who flim-flamed the Munchkims into thinking that instead of the Wizard being the only one who could solve their problems, it was him—the orange haired deal maker, and henceforth there would be no more dispersing of courage, hearts, brains or compassion because they all cost too much money that could be used for other things, like building hotels.  The new authority will be called the Wizard of Ooze, and someone named Dorothy Kellyanne Conway will be singing “I have got a lovely bunch of Coconuts.”  Toto says he regrets the sad news and asks that Kickass say hello to Auntie Em down in Kansas, which he will do.

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