Kickass, the doorstop dog, with his fathomless array of information sources recently hacked into an exchange between Russia and the Trump Camp.
RUSS: We’re thinking of decriminalizing domestic abuse, do you have any suggestions?
TRUMP CAMP.: Grab them by the pu………..
RUSS: Your last transmission was garbled. It sounded like you said ‘grab them by the Putin.’
TRUMP CAMP: Close enough. You have to be a star like he is and then you can get away with that kind of thing.
RUSS: What about all those women who marched to object to you?
TRUMP CAMP: Domestic abusers, every one of them. We’re going to deport them and build a wall so they can’t get back into the country.
RUSS: Women abusers? Aren’t men more often the abusers?
TRUMP CAMP: That’s garbage from those terrible people in the media. We plan to deport them too.
RUSS: So you are planning to deport most of your women and all of the media?
TRUMP CAMP: It’s the only way to make America great again. Rich male billionaires in charge and nobody to watch what they are doing.
RUSS: Sounds like our place. Good luck!