Kickass going to Korea

Kickass, the doorstop dog, is trying to stay calm in the face of his keeper getting out his Korea era Army Ike jacket and vowing to “go beat the shit out of that fat dictatorial asshole before he destroys the world.”  The keeper intends to recruit other Korean vets, all of whom have been accused by history of “not finishing the job” back in the early ‘50s.  The keeper sees it as a reversal of old men sending young men to war, and he says it is about time!  The image of angry old men in their mid-80’s as an attack force should certainly scare the bejesus out of their first target—Trump, after which they plan to go after Kim Jong-un.

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