Kickass, the doorstop dog, says as busy as most of you are trying to stay on top of your sordid lives, you might have missed the Utah wildlife researchers’ report about the badger that buried a dead cow and then dug itself a nearby burrow to take advantage of the cached hamburger. (PAUSE!)
At the very least, some Wisconsin fight songs will have to be rewritten:
If you wanna be a badger just come along with me
By the bright shining light of the moon.
If you wanna be a badger, here is how:
Take up a shovel and bury a cow.
Never one to use restraint, Kickass poses the question: Is it better to be cowed by a badger or badgered by a cow?