Kickass Snap-on

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says Trump’s visit to the Snap-on tool company in Wis. is to promote “make and hire America,” to which “talk American” must be added since every American remembers their mother telling them to “snap out of it,” or “snap into it,” or even threatening to “snap” and whack them with a ruler, all of which seem like appropriate things to say to Trump.

Kickass intends to exercise his dog rights to growl and snap (Snap—An abrupt closing of the mouth.) at Trump and demand that he fetch his tax return on this tax day that everyone else recognizes as holy.

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