Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports his keeper went missing for an entire day and returned with the following:
FOUR OLD MEN
Four old men sitting in a row
Watch young men running to and fro.
Four old men in stages of lame
Enjoy the day at the old ball game.
Four old men, opinionated all,
Ready to jump on any ump’s call.
Four old men rehashing stories
Of other ancient diamond glories.
Four old men, remembering friends,
Gone on now to eternal ends.
Four old men watch the home team win
Then toast each other with a grin:
“Here’s to the tang of good cold beer,
“Let’s do this again if we’re here next year!”