Kickass NRA Press Gala

Kickass, the doorstop dog, using a dog’s keen sense of smell, superior intelligence and familiarity with “leaks”, says here is how it will play out this weekend:

Trump, anxious to make good on campaign blather, will recall his statement that he “could shoot someone on 5th Avenue in broad daylight and not lose one supporter.”

Trump will then travel to Atlanta where the NRA’s Wayne Lapierre will present him with a gun after Trump says how wonderful Lapierre and his goofy vigilantes are.

Trump will then head back toward Washington where he will make good on another campaign statement about “getting rid of the bad people in the media.” He will do this by shooting  Bob Costa of the Washington Post as part of the entertainment at the White House Correspondents’ annual dinner, which, Trump said in advance he would not attend

(Reagan was the last President not attending the dinner and the reason was he had just been shot in an assassination attempt, so guns have a history in the Press gala.)

At a Monday morning briefing, Sean Spicer will tell the press that Trump could not have shot Costa because he-Trump, was in Pennsylvania filming a Saturday Night Live segment.  Spicer will then ask the media, “Where was Alex Baldwin?”

 

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