Kickass, the doorstop dog, using his unique powers of psychic transport, attended part of the meeting of Trump and the Pope and reports that the Pope wanted to talk about Trump’s wall but when Trump saw the Pope’s crozier—a long staff with a hook on the end, Trump said, “Hey, Popie, I want one of those.”
“What would you use it for?” the Pope asked.
“For giving people the hook, of course,” Trump said. “I do that a lot.”
“Yes,” the Pope said, “but we think of the holy cozier more like a symbolic shepherd’s staff as used in herding sheep.”
“I do that too,” Trump said, “And my herd is getting very restless so I really need a big stick like that one of yours.”
“Would you use it to keep women in their place?” the Pope said.
“No more than you do,” Trump said.”
The Pope gave Trump a look and recited the following:
“Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men.
Couldn’t put Trumpty Dumpty together again.”