Kickass, the doorstop dog, with the deepest apologies to Robert Louis Stevenson and his “My Shadow.”
I have an orange president who goes “Twee, twee, twee,”
And what can be the use of him is more than I can see. He is not a bit like me from the heels up to the head, And I see his absurd image when I jump into my bed.
The funniest thing about him is the way he likes to crow, Like a playground bully who is nothing but show, He sometimes tells stories that are ten feet tall, And he often seems to have no brains at all.
He hasn’t got a notion how the real world works, He runs the White House just for personal perks . He doesn’t read so he’s dumb and dense, His foreign policy is just one big fence.
One morning very early before the sun was up, I rose and found the shinning dew on every buttercup. On TV the orange president still ranted amiss. And everyone shouted, “I got a place you can kiss!”