Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper, having been caught briefly in the incredible deluge of last evening, and having frittered away untold hours puttering with boats, has decided to build an ark. He says there will only be room for himself and one dog—me, I hope, and after floating for forty days, if a dove returns carrying orange hair in its beak the ark will be launched for another 40 days.
The keeper says there is simply no way to deal with the flood of abject ignorance and greed now building up in the capitals of the country, both State and Federal, short of refusing to be a part of it.
In the event the carrying capacity of the ark is increased, a sign-up sheet is herein attached. Preference will be shown to non-tweeters and those who have enough sense to come in out of the rain.