Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper recently heard that one of the leading causes of death world-wide is contaminated water, and it is of some perverse comfort to know that Walker and his brown water DNR cowboys are seeing to it that Wisconsin keeps up with the rest of the world.
It was reported recently that NO bottled water had been distributed under the DNR offer to provide it, likely because one of the requirements for receiving it is that you have to prove you got sick from exposure to contaminated water and that can be tough to do. Dying would probably do it, however.
Kickass simply does not understand how political leaders encourage people to pee in their water dishes. But then he is just a dog.