Kickass guns in school

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper, ever anxious to be helpful, has drafted a curriculum for the gun class that Wis. legislators, are insisting be provided in public schools.

  1. How to take your gun to the prom.
  2. Concealing a gun in your underpants or your bra.
  3. Shooting out street lights and other fun things.
  4. Guns and dating.
  5. Welcoming guns at house parties.
  6. Gun tactics with “mean” teachers.
  7. Joining the NRA for extra credit, character building and bullshit.
  8. 33,000 annual gun deaths as a cultural solution.

Coming next from the Walker/Repubs: Legislation to demand kids be taught how to avoid the down sides of acting like decent ADULTS.

 

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