Kickass 111 years old with Foxy Con

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper reports that he will be at least 111 years old before Walker’s Foxy Con job begins to start breaking even for Wisconsin taxpayers.

In the meantime he—the keeper, will continue to be on the job market as a scientist for the Wis. DNR’s Stepp, his main qualification being that he does not believe in gravity, chlorophyll, evolution or clean water.

The $10 BILLION that Walker wants taxpayers to give the Foxy Con gang would build a bridge so you could travel from Illinois to Minnesota without touching Wisconsin, thus freeing Wisconsin from those pesky flatland tourists and staying with Walker’s no mass transit plan.

 

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