Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper has borrowed money from Wells Fargo—that great typical big-bank institution where everyone gets cheated and nobody goes to jail—to finance a barge for continuing the great float down the river. (See photo.)
The keeper is putting on a new crew: Former Milwaukee Co. Sheriff Clarke as lookout and former Wis DNR dir. Stepp as carp inspector. In addition, the navigation will be done by Foxycon with the understanding that when the cruise is over, the keeper and his son Mike will be standing out in the rain in their underwear.
The new float route will go through Houston since there has been a previous experience of being beached by dropping water levels, and there is a chance of attending a Trump rally.