December 7, 2017 / Uncategorized Kickass keeper or 12 dogs Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper is so old he remembers the afternoon of Dec. 7, 1941—He was at the neighborhood filling station with his father in the family Model A Ford, and he recalls the station owner saying that there was probably going to be a serious gas shortage.If you do the math, the keeper’s age means that he could be 12 dogs. Not to put a fine point on it, but if you compare the cultural value of one old burned-out, ink-stained wretch to 12 dogs, well, there is an inevitable conclusion in favor of the dogs.Also, dogs have never put themselves in a position where they had to go to war because of some rabid cur sneaking in and biting them on the ass. Dogs can smell trouble, and they deal with it before it does any damage. It is time for the keeper and his kind to stop remembering Pearl Harbor and think about rewriting the worn out kennel rules. Twelve dogs have spoken!