Kickass what to get for Xmas

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper, in his effort to be helpful to those who are baffled by what to get him for Christmas, would call their attention to a brochure he recently received listing recreational property for sale.  Among the listings were: the “Chugwater Creek Ranch” in Wyoming for $17,400,000, the “Valhalla Plantation” in Florida for $15,500,000 and the “Perdido Bluff Plantation” in Alabama for $15,000,000.

Alas, these bargains have probably already been snapped up by the mega rich who are looking for some place to put all the money they will gain with the Trump/Repub tax bill, and who will immediately put up more “No Trespassing” signs.

So the keeper will settle for the privilege of visiting grandson Andy’s Wisconsin River beach, and if other family members want to come along, that would be more than enough of a gift.

 

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