Kickass, the doorstop dog, says enough with the dog whistles already! He is tired of hearing about them, and of hearing them, many of which are supposed to stop dogs from barking.
Listen up: when a dog barks it is either pissed about something or sees something suspicious and is sending out an alarm. Do you want a dog that wouldn’t bark if some nefarious character was coming up your driveway with a nuclear bomb, or with the mail?
It is time humans got some kind of a people whistle that encourages them to bark in alarm, because politically speaking they are—using a word that only recently came into the popular vocabulary, in a deep “shit-hole!”