Kickass Olympics remembered

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says if there is one thing that demoralizes the keeper—along with current political chaos, it is watching any part of the Olympics and realizing that his effort in bending over to pick up something he has dropped cannot, in all fairness, be considered an Olympic event, as he is wont to do.

Some of the more recent Olympic events—snowboarding for example, the keeper views as outside the realm of sports and into the category of hospice or assisted death, subjects he tries not to dwell on given his age.

So he is old enough to have once been in the same room with Jesse Owens who stuck it to Hitler in the 1936 Olympics, and remembering something from so far back is obviously an Olympic event for which he deserves gold.

 

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