Kickass gets smashed

Kickass gets smashed

Kickass, the doorstop dog, is cooperating with the keeper as he launches a personal campaign to nip-in-the bud the possibility that he might unjustly be described as lurching about the […]

Kickass does not see the light

Kickass does not see the light

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that a light bulb failed in the keeper’s garage door opener, signifying not the cartoonish death of an idea but simple darkness.  Not one to […]

Kickass magnifies the problem

Kickass magnifies the problem

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper was slouched at what he audaciously calls his “work station,” when a wisp of smoke suddenly began to twist up from a […]

Kickass and the seat heater switch

Kickass and the seat heater switch

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the old saw about old dogs and new tricks never had a more apt application than with the keeper who, after two years of driving […]

Kickass knows when old men die

Kickass knows when old men die

Kickass, the doorstop dog, on the keeper’s behalf, passes along Ogden Nash’s “Old Men” poem: “People expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men […]

Kickass chews the same bone

Kickass chews the same bone

Kickass, the doorstop dog, admits that it isn’t often that he chews on the same bone two days in a row, but the keeper is doing a similar thing in […]

Kickass and the vultures

Kickass and the vultures

Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in being incensed at what the Wis. Repugnants are trying to do to tie the hands of the incoming Governor and his administration, […]

Kickass buried in junk

Kickass buried in junk

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper, who has been in the running to star in the TV Hoarder show, is now trying to come to terms with his compulsion […]

Kickass is all ears

Kickass is all ears

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper, deeply immersed in his make-me-great (and young)-again campaign, has stumbled into the swamp of hearing aids—ten or so years after several family members […]