Kickass and the high tech fog

Kickass and the high tech fog

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper identifies with foggy mornings as befitting his most common mental state, particularly in matters of the latest technology.  The keeper may not have […]

Kickass and the Cinderella boots

Kickass and the Cinderella boots

Kickass, the doorstop dog, sometimes considers his burden of keeping the keeper as simply too much for a cast iron dog, like now with this Cinderella absurdity.  First, understand that […]

Kickass and keeping the weight down

Kickass and keeping the weight down

Kickass, the doorstop dog, noting that at least half the human populace struggles to maintain a healthy weight–in the keeper’s case it is to keep his potential baby-bump down to […]

Kickass and the unkept diary

Kickass and the unkept diary

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says if the keeper kept a diary—which would not be a good idea, the Tuesday entry might read something like: Replaced tattered cloth shoestrings with new […]

Kickass and fledging madness

Kickass and fledging madness

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper had fully intended to comment on the abrupt fledging of the robins outside his bedroom window, perhaps wallowing in excessive anthropologic drivel about […]

Kickass and the wild cucumbers

Kickass and the wild cucumbers

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper returned from one of his meaningless countryside meanders further convinced that plants have attitudes, and wild cucumbers are now expressing an unusual intensity […]

Kickass and the one cent account

Kickass and the one cent account

Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes that Sunday being a day for stepping back to figure out if you have enough gruel to survive the coming week, the keeper spent time […]

Kickass and the student loan

Kickass and the student loan

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that in its infinite grip on all life, the internet every now and then produces a woman calling the keeper offering help with his “student […]

Kickass smells the horse crap

Kickass smells the horse crap

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says in this age of “stand your stupidity” he will of course not back down to even the dogs who are smarter than he is, of […]

Kickass heads for the swamp

Kickass heads for the swamp

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper loves swamps, in part because they are more or less immune to human invasion by dint of unsure footing and their lack of […]