Kickass River Trip Launch

Kickass River Trip Launch

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper has been busy readying his small pontoon boat to float down the Wisconsin River and then up the Mississippi with his son Mike.  […]

Kickass Foxy Con and cow shit

Kickass Foxy Con and cow shit

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says it is time to break out the cocktails to toast the absolutely unbelievable foxy con job that Walker is sponsoring on behalf of the foreign […]

Kickass Nazis as dogs

Kickass Nazis as dogs

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the dog equivalency of Neo Nazism is rabies, and once you get bit you either go completely mad or die, as proven by Hitler. White […]

Kickass brainless NFL

Kickass brainless NFL

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper considers the NFL a cultural mafia that has hijacked the judgment of the masses so they cough up huge amounts of money to […]

Kickass Global dumbing

Kickass Global dumbing

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says that along with global warming comes global dumbing which is currently rampant in positions of governmental leadership and expected to get worse as neo Nazi […]

Kickass dog whistle bullshit

Kickass dog whistle bullshit

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says he is weary of all the references to “dog whistle” signals coming from the Tramp contingency in the White House. As a dog, Kickass hears […]

Kickass peeing on electric fence

Kickass peeing on electric fence

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that his keeper says that every country boy, at least from his ancient era, knows the sadistic joy of talking a younger cousin or friend […]

Kickass 111 years old with Foxy Con

Kickass 111 years old with Foxy Con

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper reports that he will be at least 111 years old before Walker’s Foxy Con job begins to start breaking even for Wisconsin taxpayers. […]

Kickass brandy vs. milk

Kickass brandy vs. milk

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper may end the day with a nip of brandy, but he starts it with a big glass of milk; and he read recently […]

Kickass playground bluster

Kickass playground bluster

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says there can be no greater absurdity than a couple of grown men with ridiculous haircuts having a playground type dispute over who will be first […]