Kickass chief of stuff

Kickass chief of stuff

Kickass, the doorstop dog, is trying to assist the keeper as he adjusts to a new “Chief of Stuff,” which is a position of great importance considering that the keeper […]

Kickass lands a fall

Kickass lands a fall

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, in his endless efforts to make life tolerable—even exciting, for his age group, recently conducted a very brief research project on how […]

Kickass gets deflated

Kickass gets deflated

Kickass, the doorstop dog, has taken on a new mission in life: to eliminate all inflatable Christmas lawn ornaments.  This comes about after a bout of seasonal depression that had […]

Kickass remembers Bill Kraus

Kickass remembers Bill Kraus

Kickass, the doorstop dog, defers to the keeper today who revisits the Ogden Nash poem about old men.  The keeper says that in the case of some old men it […]

Kickass puts it off and off

Kickass puts it off and off

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper says he is no longer competing in the current procrastination competition, having replaced the flickering florescent tubes in the laundry room after […]

Kickass on having balls

Kickass on having balls

Kickass, the doorstop dog, being made of cast iron and pretty much totally inactive has a patent pending on sitting very still and looking stupid, and is therefore mightily disturbed […]

Kickass looks for outrage

Kickass looks for outrage

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper has asked him—Kickass, to assist in the search for Wisconsin outrage.  It was last identified when Walker “dropped the bomb” of Act […]

Kickass do not pee on the tree

Kickass do not pee on the tree

Kickass, the doorstop dog, would like to have a word with all the dogs about adjusting to what seems to be a seasonal opportunity to “mark territory” indoors, ala the […]

Kickass gets smashed

Kickass gets smashed

Kickass, the doorstop dog, is cooperating with the keeper as he launches a personal campaign to nip-in-the bud the possibility that he might unjustly be described as lurching about the […]

Kickass does not see the light

Kickass does not see the light

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that a light bulb failed in the keeper’s garage door opener, signifying not the cartoonish death of an idea but simple darkness.  Not one to […]