Kickass and the chickens

Kickass and the chickens

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper, having survived the eggs-will-kill-you era of a few decades ago, long ago reverted to a two-egg breakfast with the usual accoutrements.  This has […]

Kickass and the Ariz Prius

Kickass and the Ariz Prius

Kickass, the doorstop dog, happened to be out in the keeper’s garage recently when he—the keeper demonstrated why you should always make sure the big door is open before you […]

Kickass gun deaths

Kickass gun deaths

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper wonders what it says about guns that during a nine-day Wisconsin deer season with almost 600,000 hunters roaming the woods with rifles powerful […]

Kickass makes White House soup

Kickass makes White House soup

Kickass, the doorstop dog, absent the scene the past couple of days due to gluttony and the warm Thanksgiving embrace of family and friends–a circumstance that spread across the country […]

Kickass winter risks

Kickass winter risks

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that while the keeper and Phyllis, who is newly arrived from Arizona and preparing to endure a Wisconsin winter, were at the breakfast table this […]

Kickass eliminates Thanksgiving

Kickass eliminates Thanksgiving

Kickass, the doorstop dog, agrees with the keeper that time flies past with increasing speed; and holidays, like Thanksgiving, do nothing more than force us to acknowledge that what was […]

Kickass travel tips

Kickass travel tips

Kickass. the doorstop dog, will be cooperating with the keeper to pass on a number of travel trips as a result of his—the keeper’s recent sojourn to rescue Queen Phyllis […]

Kickass and wet pants

Kickass and wet pants

Since the keeper was a little boy with the world’s orneriest Shetland pony named Silver, he dreamed of being a cowboy in New Mexico. It never happened. But a fortuitous […]

Kickass not wintering in Arizona

Kickass not wintering in Arizona

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the Keeper is going to Ariz. today, which might mark him at least as smart as a migrating sparrow, but—get this, he is only […]

Kickass waits for next summer

Kickass waits for next summer

Kickass, the doorstop dog, like the keeper, needs time to adjust to the sudden stark view of the natural world, bare and boney, even skeletal as its leaf cover was […]